Yes, what should i say now ?! Yes, you reached now my private Website. Even searched for something else end ended here at this crazy Guy's Site. Or you serahc expliciltly for that. Congratulations if you searched really for that Webchunk ! Yes, you got it now. :-)
As you can see, i'm a very funny guy with a very strange humor... So let me introduce me. My Name is Markus and was born somewhere in the 70s in Vienna/Austria. Sience my Childhood and Schooltime i worked in the IT. After some Years of asking myself what does the fucking Word IT stands really for i realized that i working in a world of HBA's, NAS, SAN, vertical and horizontal Portals and so on. Luckily some of these Words are forgetten now by everyone. The other Words which are still alive are my daily Business ;-).
So, i worked many years as an Administrator for larger and smaller Websites, worked with Databases like Oracle, Mysql, Postgres and Highavailability Cluster Systems on HPUX, SUN/Oracle or Linux s Heartbeat.
In my Sparetime i'm travelling thru the world, cycling on my Bicycle, producing Music, playing Music in Bars and Clubs, build some crazy Projects like a Telephone Honeypot or stupid Hardwarethings like a Clock which counts downs to the time the next Bus is departing.

Feel free to get in contact with me.

Markus

PS.: Software is like Sex. Its better when its free! ;-) so, use Linux !